Matthew Booth saw it all during a 20-year professional career which spanned all corners of South Africa, with an eight-year spell in Russia sandwiched in-between.
The former AmaGlug-Glug captained started his career at Cape Town Spurs, where he met all sorts of weird and wonderful characters.
Those characters brought with them an array of classic stories; none more then so when former Spurs striker Alton Meiring went all Luis Suarez on a defender, only to leave his false teeth at the scene of the crime.
Watch below as Booth relives the story...